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Holy Demotivational Poster


NI NI -


TAGS: holy grail cat
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 1:01 pm
What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:35 am
What is the wing velocity of an unladen sparrow in flight?
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 11:20 pm

Too funny~~~
Nissta - March 11, 2012, 1:58 pm
It's only a flesh wound!!
justme - March 10, 2012, 12:11 pm
and now you shall cut the mightiest tree in the forrest with... A Herring!!
justme - March 10, 2012, 12:10 pm
"Ecky Ecky Ecky F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:19 am

....shrubbery you say
Sho - March 9, 2012, 1:42 am
Reminds me of RL
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 11:19 pm
We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm."
jamesvpiii - March 8, 2012, 10:05 pm
Nee . . I think...the Knights who say nee
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:31 pm
Nih!


THE CAVE OF KYRE BANORG -


TAGS: holy grail sharp pointy teeth
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:47 pm
Hilarious pic, but too bad that some HUMAN actually THREW a DEAD rabbit at Mr kitty cat. What, you think that that human just took that picture at just the right time by ACCIDENT?
MetalliTool - November 10, 2011, 10:51 pm
With big pointy teeth!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this shit on here??


1911 -


TAGS: 45 1911 god moses holy
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

flapinux - April 9, 2012, 7:31 pm
The most powerful weapon in Bad Company 2!
Bolverk37782 - April 2, 2012, 6:52 am
Works well with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 11:06 pm
Well as a "Scottsman" I like Scottish women in plaid bras LOL!!!!!!!!
Budog - March 30, 2012, 5:45 pm
Even as an atheist I like this one... 5L
Rick69 - March 30, 2012, 5:24 pm
Well, TheScottsMan, you had me fooled by your avatar... :O
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 8:39 am
I actually like Glock better, but I must pay homage to the first combat pistol.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:38 pm

The pistol god, my favorite, my buddy, my friend. 'Glock', you know, is just the sound one of those brand X ones makes when you drop it.


HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED! - Come and see the violence inherent in the system!


TAGS: monty python holy grail quote
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

spypengen - May 15, 2012, 10:22 am
monty python eh. 5L


WARNINGS - ... Crushing Religions Everyday ...


TAGS: warning holy bible religion crush
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:37 am
Actually, if I'm not mistaken, it was all just given to humankind according to most of the religions? I find it truly amazing that so many supreme beings find humans to be the most important being in the universe... Very convenient.
Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 2:40 pm
Aye, G.O.D. doesn't seem to be a very nice guy when you look too deep ... sadly too many religions follow this some G.O.D. under different names & proceed to fight over which one's better... & yet somehow our race conquered most of Earth + its animals ...
Zetmonk - January 25, 2012, 5:20 am
Nice Cloud, you feel better now? ;-)
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:40 pm
Also, next time I get a fundie complaining about violence in something, I'm going to say "What about the violence including the acts of genocide that God commanded in your Bible?"
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:32 pm
Then when someone tries to counter their argument using logic and reason to say they're interpreting it wrong, it's "false teaching" or they ignore it and continue to insist they're right
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:31 pm
The problem isn't the book, it's the believers who act like their personal interpretation of it is the only right one and their beating others over the head with it.


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: reasons for divorce holy crap
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
... I'm not allowed to have play dates at the house anymore.
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
Reminds me of the time I brought the bike in the house. Can't remember why, maybe I was drunk at the time, but it left a spot. My wife made a comment about the mark and my buddy said, "Ya, like every good woman...Bone's bike will leave a spot."...
lechacal - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit. I've heard 3 or 4 different versiosn of this urban legend.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
Mustang...I don't have $400,000 for a Cobra. Mama pissed cause she wanted a Caddy STSv that her friend was selling, but I bought this instead. Guess I'll have to find a girl friend now....LMFAO
Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
Shelby.. as in Mustang... or as in Cobra?
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
So I see...We should tale gate! I'll bring the Shelby down I just picked up!
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
fyi Bone.. my Colorado Buffalos play OSU and USC this year in football.. both on probation. won't effect the outcome one bit
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:05 pm
them bones them bones


NOT AN ORDINARY BUNNY -


TAGS: holy grail sharp pointy teeth
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

NickelinDimer - December 23, 2015, 12:26 am
"Oh-look! My meal comes with a side of Raisinets carried inside until just before being eaten... And Look! Lemonade too!!
rudeboy308 - July 29, 2011, 5:20 pm
You made me laugh AND soil my armor.
Sean - July 29, 2011, 4:40 pm
Just remember, chaps, the description of the rabbit turned out to be a bit of an understatement. Just saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2011, 1:57 am
I hear that Holy hand grenades come with happy meals these days.
jflavius - July 29, 2011, 1:48 am
He's got great tusks! Well ... look at the bones!
deChelca - July 28, 2011, 11:58 pm
What's he gonna do? Nibble me bum?


HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH -


TAGS: holy grail
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2016, 9:56 pm
And the Graybeards did grin, and the Motifakers and did post about lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --
axe11154 - March 16, 2012, 9:31 pm
LMAO Dont know why dont after seeing this I think I found my religion
holymoly - March 16, 2012, 1:57 pm
BANG!!!! Amen


HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...


TAGS: holy crap end times mickey
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am
FUNNY AS S**T, BUDOG
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm
I say it's a good start :)


MINIGUN - Approximately 1000-6000 rounds per minute. Could you ask for more? Yes. You probably could. Do you need more? No. Probably not.




THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: damn this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy shit i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


CATHOLICS -


TAGS: trolls funny holy war
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 10:00 am
:D
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:22 pm
LOVE IT!! 5 Dog souls for you!
DLM4 - September 13, 2010, 7:09 pm
ROFL! 5 well deserved rock souls


PLANES -


TAGS: holy fuck were going down pzy
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:11 am
agreed
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:11 am
agreed
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 10:32 pm

lol


HIGHLANDER - Your supposed to cut the HEAD off!


TAGS: highlander monty python holy grail
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by shakemaster

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 2:36 pm
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
twill1962 - September 16, 2012, 6:05 pm
It's only a flesh wound!


THE MAJESTIC MØØSE - A Møøse once bit my sister


TAGS: monty python holy grail quote moose m se sister
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by aPauling

James - August 13, 2008, 5:40 pm
Awesome Monty Python quote
Owen - July 9, 2008, 7:58 am
Can't beat Monty Python.


HOLY CRAP! - I have boots just like those!


TAGS: boots creepy holy crap spider bug arachnid
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Atheist_101

Zed - October 24, 2009, 7:01 pm
Camel spider, while arachnids, aren't true spiders, they're closer related to solifugids and scorpions.
LD0ne - October 24, 2009, 1:38 pm
that is one nasty spider... ugh camel spiders i believe they are called
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Sorry, I meant nice motifake! Spelling error in the last comment.
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Oh my goodness what is that? That looks dangerous lol. Nice motifate! =)
Boomer - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
Me too.....


GORE - THE BEST THERAPY OF ALL -


TAGS: anime gore half pwnt blood girl holy crap
Rating: 2.79/5
Pwnedabitch - October 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
yes very wrong
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:11 pm
is it bad if i smile at this?


HOLY JESUS - What A Great Ass


TAGS: holy jesus great ass
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - June 9, 2010, 8:08 pm

really sanitizer....an argyle sweater with a stripe jacket?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 8:06 am
You haven't been here long enough to get all high and mighty. Quit insulting Mods and you might last long enough to get our type of comedy, Or you can just leave now. Thanks for playing!
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 7:50 am
Oh, we're making fun of deeply-held religious beliefs. HOW ORIGINAL!


THE BIBLE - an atheists biggest joke a religious persons........................ biggest joke


TAGS: bible joke religeon religous holy
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by ipaintyou323

Hector - March 24, 2009, 3:36 pm
I love it that Hebraic scholars feel that the accurate translation of "Thou Shalt Not Kill" is actually "Thou Shalt Not Murder a Fellow Jew".
rawr - March 24, 2009, 3:13 pm
thats too bad. wow, whoever wrote that is really going to hell.
Signe - February 24, 2009, 5:28 pm
clappity clappity... amsom


CAREFUL ROBIN -


TAGS: holy bat signal
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - October 20, 2010, 6:48 pm
5 big domes.
Koradan - October 20, 2010, 5:28 pm
Wow... that's uh.....you know.... very.... what was I saying!! NICE!!! 5 Ls TO YOU!!
CANADA - October 19, 2010, 6:29 pm
BWAHAHA!


BRAVE SIR ROBIN -


TAGS: holy grail day
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by gil



AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY - The Lord created deep fried bacon And he saw that it was amsome. The Gospel of Pork, 1:12




THE HOLY BIBLE -




MY KIND OF ANGEL -


TAGS: holy moly
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by lgvernon



MODS - You can customise your game any way you like


TAGS: mods rnr halo holy
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by RnRollie

agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:36 am
Later, dude
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:34 am
Kept gettin nailed to the boards. Crash time. later moderator.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:33 am
Know why Jesus couldn't play hockey?
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:32 am
For Christians it gets you 2 of each animal and unlimited loaves and fishes.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:31 am
up down left right a b a b yarmulke select left right menorah. Gets you 2 kosher sausages and a burning bush.
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:28 am
:ast I checked, the Jews didn't need a cheat code.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:27 am
Game Modifications I assume. Profound eh!
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:25 am
?


MIKURU IS LITTLE CLUMSY... - I mean, how the hell did she get (...crash) up there?!


TAGS: mikuru the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya funny clumsy
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by Sorano

R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 3:11 pm
@ GS, wussy! Tunafish Rocks! I like it when she put Graham Cracker Crumbs on the Casserole! Yummmmm!
Faceplant31 - April 21, 2010, 2:27 pm
I figured this had to be somthin like that.
GreyScorpion - April 21, 2010, 2:20 pm
Mom said I had to let an occasional through, or it's tuna fish the rest of the week :( And I hate Tunafish more than I hate anime.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 21, 2010, 2:08 pm
Well, I get it, but I don't watch anime. I just don't think it's really a motifake. It's more of a question, because it is a bit strange how the animator has placed her that far up the wall. I gave it 1L, anyway. For those I don't get, I usually give 2L.
Faceplant31 - April 21, 2010, 2:05 pm
Agreed. Do you have any idea what this poster is about. Cause if it isn't funny even to someone who knows anime then all i can say is WTF?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 21, 2010, 1:54 pm
I believe anime is OK, if it's not dependant on the reader knowing the cartoon.
Faceplant31 - April 21, 2010, 1:52 pm
Really?!?!?! No vulgarity but anime is ok?!?!?! No vote from me! Damn you google!!!!


VODKA AND LSD COCKTAIL - Has the power to bring LogicDude and Roseanne Barr together in a fleeting night of passion. Though effects are temporary, Reminders are a lifetime.


TAGS: holy shit wtf happened last night
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

MO - March 26, 2010, 11:09 am
What does a tiger think of when he takes a little tiger snooze?
Fatt Matt - January 14, 2010, 10:21 am
HAHA! say it ain't so LD, say it ain't so.
CpnKangaroo - January 13, 2010, 10:05 pm
thank you, proud to say this is my second top 5'er
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
lol Brilliant! Five bacon-flavored lions out of five!


GOD IS WATCHING - AND SHE'S GOT A GUN!


TAGS: melancholy of haruhi suzimiya sos brigade anime manga haruism haruisms
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:10 am
*trigger....also, Anime is gay.
Jacob - May 23, 2010, 12:07 am
WHAT THE FU- *Haruhi pulls the trigeer...we all die*
lovely.angie - December 26, 2009, 3:48 am
this is so true
Warghl - July 31, 2009, 10:08 am
I love you.


HOLY SHIT!!!! - There's an open swing!!!!!!!!!


TAGS: swing star wars holy shit
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by FH5472

Fatty - March 13, 2009, 10:18 am
You totally ruined a great poster.


JUST FIND THE LOOPHOLE... -


TAGS: holy holy holy sho
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Zetmonk

Zetmonk - February 15, 2012, 1:22 am
I was waiting for the ROTSA to resurface. Thanks guys, spent the last two days sick in bed, this cheered me up!
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 8:54 pm
Oh, this absolutely kills. Good funny bone. Best I’ve seen yet….yeah, I’m a prenoob, but prenoobs can voice too, and this is off the freaking scale LOL? Naw, ROTSA!
Airman - February 14, 2012, 12:42 pm
lol
Sho - February 14, 2012, 7:21 am
Qmao
mariand - February 14, 2012, 6:02 am
hahaha... I've seen this guy somewhere else...148716
forseti - February 14, 2012, 5:48 am
LOL


HOLY GHOST - From the New CHarlie Brown Translation of the Bible.


TAGS: bible holy ghost charlie brown
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:16 pm
"Here is a rock to build my church upon."
BoneCD - December 7, 2009, 7:22 pm
I lol'd, but don't ask me why


Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing, Z'nourrwringmm -


TAGS: monty python holy grail knight king arthurs court shrubbery ni it burns us silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 8:01 pm

I'd like to see that! I've hit a snag on the 'bring out your dead' poster, can't find a decent quality pic
spacedog - September 27, 2013, 7:45 pm
HA! I've thought about doing one on the original "red wedding" when Lancelot goes berserk. Nice one 5ilver.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 3:31 pm

As you wish
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:32 pm
best movie ever...a 5l do onenow bout the bring out yer dead...pwetty please...for a gal in pain.bats her eyelashes and pouts.


HOLY COW! THAT MUST HURT LIKE HELL! -


TAGS: holy cow
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by culos

shmoe13 - February 22, 2011, 2:45 am
thats what u assholes get


GROWING UP - means not taking sh*t for when you dressed like a Power Ranger.




PAWS - HOLY CRAP! We're screwed.




MARVEL PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL -


TAGS: monty python holy grail iron man doctor doom
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Anonymous2 - September 17, 2010, 10:54 pm
Ahh, yes, never understimate the power of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, now my #2 motifake.
Kspace - September 16, 2010, 8:29 am
In all seriousness crossing Doom over into Iron Man for one of the movies wouldn't necessarily suck worse than Iron Man 2...


KING ARTHUR -


TAGS: royalty day king arthur guinness holy grail fill your cup
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:08 am
Wow, Jack... who can top that comeback?
BurpingJack - November 16, 2009, 3:22 pm
Yeah! it'd just hover so far far away and never ever come back...
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:28 pm
If he released the bottle, it'd just hover.
BurpingJack - November 15, 2009, 8:13 am
Go ahead! you won't regret that! Throw it as long as it's full!
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 9:35 pm
*pssst* You Guinness guys real should get a room.
spacedog - November 14, 2009, 7:09 pm
Cheers!
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 5:39 pm
Cheers!
Bartimaeus - November 14, 2009, 5:34 pm
Truer words were never spoken, Aggy. Great comment. Cheers!
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 5:19 pm
Some folk o'er the water think bitter is fine. And others they swear by the juice of the vine. But there's nothing that's squeezed from the grape or the hop, like the black liquidation with the froth on the top!


ST. PATRICK'S BLESSING -


TAGS: life time irish celebration holy beer march
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by giulio

chunk - April 8, 2009, 1:05 am
guinness is a fucking godly beer, hence the halo
agdaniele - March 24, 2009, 9:28 pm
Blasphemy!
Nihilophobe - March 24, 2009, 5:33 pm
Eh, Murphy's is better anyway.
agdaniele - March 19, 2009, 4:44 pm
Harp is a lager, Kaliber is a lager... both made by Guinness. Pictured here is a stout... which, to prove myself wrong, is a form of ale. Top fermented.
shane x - March 19, 2009, 9:03 am
no its a lager actually
agdaniele - March 19, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a stout... or porter. Not an ale.


JESUS COW - makes holy shit


TAGS: holy cow
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Lederhosen

champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:46 pm
Holy Cow!
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 6:11 pm
link?
CANADA - December 10, 2009, 5:59 pm
this picture was posted earlier today


PRAYER -


TAGS: calendar holy pray receive mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:42 am
I gotta pass. My mind is too obscure right now…I wouldn’t even get it. My turn to cruise thru and enjoy, yes, my turn is right. I see an ancient (Bone) has popped in with a doozy….yeah, time for me to enjoy………
mariand - April 7, 2012, 11:35 am
Thanks Gary... it's your turn now...;)
GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:29 am
It’s good to see the pros come out in full force with a string of poster5…..another good one Mariand.


NONE SHALL PASS -


TAGS: holy grail
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bolverk37782 - July 17, 2011, 2:48 am
SPLAT!!


A VIGOROUS WORKOUT - just beginning on this end


TAGS: holy moly
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Airman

UlyssesArt - November 10, 2011, 9:07 pm
Thats Aussie chick Rachael Taylor, shame charlies angles was axed so soon or you could have seen more of this.
sddd - April 28, 2011, 10:44 pm
who is she?
spacedog - June 24, 2010, 12:55 am
WOOF!
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
god i love ballerinas


I TOLD THEM -


TAGS: holy grail very nicea
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

50cal - January 20, 2011, 1:57 pm
test -ignore
Jay Lee - January 20, 2011, 11:37 am
test -ignore
MilDoc - January 20, 2011, 11:13 am
Nice! 5 grails for the obscure reference!


CHUPACABRA - CONFIRMATION OF INFAMOUS "GOAT SUCKER". WTF ITS PART BUTTERFLY!?




SPOILER ALERT -


TAGS: jesus spoiler alert religion bible holy sacred
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by CFriz

Alphareign - December 3, 2011, 6:13 am
Clearly someone hasn't read the Bible.
Agnostic - May 28, 2009, 12:49 am
He dies? At the end ?? ... Man! I was waiting for the new movie and YOU ruined the end!!! Now I will hope at least for some nice sepcial effects and the car chase scene. =/
Hector - February 17, 2009, 7:33 am
Nah, at the end is proof that you have to be careful which mushrooms you eat.
Anonymous2 - February 16, 2009, 6:28 pm
No he doesn't that's at the end of each of the gospels. At the end, he comes back.


HOLY SHIT! -


TAGS: comet holy shit astronaut moon earth destruction houston
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

yon - January 9, 2009, 12:57 pm
correction he dies content that people like you are dead and cant ask stupid questions anymore.
Atomic_Flame - December 21, 2008, 10:55 pm
He dies, obviously.
Scorpio7 - December 21, 2008, 9:59 pm
What does the astronaut do, when he runs out of oxygen?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 11:08 am
Not on the moon, that's for sure.
Joel - October 23, 2008, 7:12 am
I wonder where the luckiest man in the world was when this happened...


Mon Dieu -


TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


THE PERFECT TRIFECTA - Guns, boots, swords, cowboys, leather, schoolgirl, I....have to go now...


TAGS: swords and all that is holy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

spacedog - January 10, 2010, 12:33 am
HA! Just joking with you Fido. Night All.
spacedog - January 10, 2010, 12:32 am
I'm pretty sure Dre isn't a cop. He's FBI.
phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 12:30 am
High school internet speed for high school downloads? That might actually be a cop...
DreMagnum - January 9, 2010, 4:35 pm
back to high speed school internet actually
BoneCD - January 9, 2010, 4:29 pm
...with dial-up
rerun - January 9, 2010, 3:32 pm

he got kicked out of Hogwarts....I think he is at an undisclosed loaction for his safety....especially since that incident at Hogwarts
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 3:23 pm
Howdy Dre. Christmas breaks over and you're back at Hogwarts school for the gifted?
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 3:23 pm
Because...there are hot cosplay chicks?
DreMagnum - January 9, 2010, 3:18 pm
Wow this seems like the perfect poster to announce my comeback on.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 3:05 pm
Why would my fleshlight be a female?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 3:03 pm
Him?....WTF?
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 3:01 pm
I do, however, care for it greatly. I even game him a name.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:57 pm
*Case.....WTF is wrong with my typing this morning?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:56 pm
We forgive you....it's hard to type with a burrito or fleshlight (in bart's care) in your hand.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 2:53 pm
LOL... I hate doing that to myself!
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:52 pm
cross *him* That typo destroyed the joke.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:51 pm
You wouldn't want to cross. But, seriously, didn't he get nailed once?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:49 pm
I saw what you did....It makes Jesus sad.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:48 pm
Ceiling cow is watching me. Creepy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:45 pm
You're not.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:44 pm
Errr...I too have an appointment with my friend Jack. jk (...or am I?...) 5
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 2:36 pm
A little more boobs and it will be perfect
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 2:35 pm
Onechanbara is a classic in Japanese cinema...5/5
rerun - January 9, 2010, 12:35 pm

one of mine for sure
phydeaux - January 9, 2010, 12:32 pm
Yeah, and the fact that this is probably one of Cubby's fantasies...
rerun - January 9, 2010, 10:25 am

only thing you left out is .... Asian Chicks


WHAT TO DO -


TAGS: melancholy statue pigeon
Rating: 4.5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 4, 2011, 9:38 pm
The sad part is that it's happened a lot to me this past week. 5L


SUPREME POWER -


TAGS: holy grail watery tart
Rating: 3.79/5

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Airman - April 17, 2012, 12:27 pm
I know your 16 Motifakes qualifies you as an expert. Why don't you do some more, and leave other people's alone. We all come here to have fun and amuse outselves, without worrying about World Literature 101 pop quizzes
Airman - April 17, 2012, 12:24 pm
thank you Captain Bobvious. Is there anyone on earth who doesn't know what this is from? Oh by the way, did you look at the tags.. it says Holy Grail. And sometimes, using part of the quote is more effective, instead of boring people with the entire quote
dy2012 - April 17, 2012, 2:08 am
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony! - Quoted from Dennis/Monthy Phyton -1974
Yoso11 - April 3, 2011, 4:16 pm
Monty Python FTW! :)
Yoso11 - April 3, 2011, 4:16 pm
Monty Python FTW! :)


AND THE LORD DID SAY -


TAGS: holy grail dan brown modernized bible verse thats one randy bird typo fixed
Rating: 2.95/5

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Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 9:38 pm
Thanks, Ron. I'm glad you like it.
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 9:12 pm
my 5L...like religious jokes...great pic!


NOONE -




BAD ZOOT -


TAGS: rerun holy grail
Rating: 4.83/5

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KoU - December 28, 2011, 2:23 pm
maybe luck
mariand - December 28, 2011, 9:29 am
lol... you naughty boy!!!


DISTRACTIONS -


TAGS: mole holy guaca mole y moley mole
Rating: 4.71/5

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rnbw00 - November 18, 2011, 2:56 am
Selena Gomez has one on her right breast that is usually visible. So lovely.
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:45 pm
Mr. M? is there a way to set things so we could start at 26, then move one in a progression? It would be cool to see the evolution of this site
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:42 pm
Its ALWAYS the one right after I give up that turns out to be the winner! Curses!
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:42 pm
66
motinet - November 5, 2010, 11:42 pm

26 is the FIRST one
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:40 pm
Nope just learning to count. XD
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:40 pm
118071 My only drunken poster. (oh god, if you could get me out of this one, I will never post drunk again)
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:39 pm
looking for the first # to show a poster?
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:39 pm
10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25.
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:38 pm
Have to show the bottom of my barrel. 115165
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:36 pm
69 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:35 pm
Ill be the first..... 666
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:33 pm
55
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:32 pm
Or 72077? Smackin yourself first doesn't mean I don't get my turn too!
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:30 pm
But it was this bad 75275
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:27 pm
At least it wasn't 63244
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:25 pm
couldn't resist.... the mole is calling me
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:24 pm
SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION!!!! Shenanigans!!!!!!!
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 10:27 am
I keep going back to this one just to look at the mole. I cant stop.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 6:59 am

moley moley moley


AA -




ADAM WEST - His approach may be simple, but hey - it got rid of Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney...


TAGS: november challenge holy protesters batman
Rating: 3.69/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:36 am
Though it's more relevant now, with video of the Jack Nicholson crying over Leto's Joker.


HOLY COW - is not amused


TAGS: holy cow serious cow not amused 98rock baltimore josh spiegel
Rating: 3.62/5

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RedTheDude - April 16, 2010, 11:49 pm
was gonna give it a 5, but then I saw the copyright. One step away from greatness.
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 6:12 pm
Found it, hey nice copyright logo


HOLY GRAIL -




RACETRACK - I think you're on the wrong one.


TAGS: oh shit holy crap bike car screwed
Rating: 2.78/5

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phydeaux - January 26, 2010, 12:20 am
Zombie car is HUNRY!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 7:55 pm

Zombie Car, what ya gonna do when he comes for you?


HOLY - Holy Holy Full of Glory Or full of shit off course, same difference


TAGS: holy shit
Rating: 2.68/5

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REVELATIONS -


TAGS: holy shit guy
Rating: 2.35/5

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HOLY SHIT -


TAGS: holy shit
Rating: 2.11/5

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THE CABLE IS OUT - Gonna have to get satellite




You're not fooling anyone, you'll be stone dead in a moment -


TAGS: monty python holy grail dead collector save your receipts right see you thursday silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 5:36 pm
5 huge L's and you know why silvie!


run away run away -


TAGS: holy grail tim the enchanter
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - March 24, 2014, 9:57 pm
Eee's goot ah vicious streak ah mile whide.


Holy War -




THERE'S A REASON -


TAGS: keanu reeves holy water
Rating: 4.79/5

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NickelinDimer - December 23, 2015, 1:14 am
They're "Most triumphant!".
hangmanheadphones - January 19, 2011, 12:51 am
Epic. This phrase is overused, but it is all that comes to mind.
coldinjected - January 18, 2011, 9:28 am
Pure Awesome.


melancholy -




WORD BATTLE -


TAGS: words holymoly
Rating: 4.3/5

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GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:08 pm
whoa, nicely done


THE HALL OF FAME -


TAGS: holy grail
Rating: 4.06/5

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Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 1:33 pm
Holy crap this is amsome space 5L!!!!!
ronsart - November 8, 2009, 3:55 pm
another Classic for ya'...Good for you! 5L+++++++++.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2009, 12:23 pm
This is excellent!. NI!!!
MrRandom - November 8, 2009, 1:43 am
Love it Space


THAT'S IT - just a little closer jesus! It's about time someone started a new holy war




QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL - When a bunch of retarded men go looking for a tiny cup




XMAS EVE -


TAGS: eve baby holy life
Rating: 1.56/5


When Threatened -


TAGS: pooe holy venom
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 26, 2017, 1:55 pm
Outstanding! ^^^^^Up
concern3 - March 26, 2017, 11:01 am
Very funny, UP yours


Endurance -


TAGS: holymen coldfeet first one out loses wisdom courage
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - May 5, 2015, 11:01 pm
Thanks for the comments and votes everyone.
mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 4:34 am
Big O, stop fingering that tiny key broad with your big sausages!!! ROTFL!!!!!
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:44 pm
effing tiny keybroad!!! 'good'n'
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:43 pm
Goog'n, space
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 5:16 am
ROTFL!! Nice comedy bomb at the end, Space! LUV it!! 5L!
Greeny - May 3, 2015, 3:36 pm
Most important thing learned in college - 5L
JesusWept - May 3, 2015, 12:40 pm
Congrats! 5.


Bring the rain -




The holy virgin hillary -




The Holy Mile -




My Liege -




Blessed Pens -




HOLY SHIT - they got Iron Maiden t-shirts!




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